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This decadent array of aroma will trigger the senses in even the most adept of nostrils. Like an aged cheese set in a flower patch, Silent Butt Heavenly is a masterful mix of deep down gastric graciousness.

 

Silent Butt Heavenly

 

 

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Botanical Butt Breeze is a tropical paradise with a lot of third world character. Comparable to a light breeze flowing off the top of a mountain of a land-fill as it drifts down to your own private island. This pungent aroma will surely leave your friends and enemies nostrils tantalized for days to come.

Botanical Butt Breeze

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